Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010

Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

by The Showquest August 18, 2009

Facecation

Sharing of only the best aspects of your trip, travel or event, giving the perception of a perfect life. A facecation never includes tantrums, flight delays, poor hotel room views or reality.

Hey sis, I love following every stop on your facecation last week, no, really I wanted to punch you in the throat for every post!

by ODOGG_KS August 3, 2013

facelationship

a Facebook relationship.

Xani and Mary just announced a life event, Xani and Mary are in a Facebook relationship, a facelationship.

by Xani121 October 22, 2013

Faceationship

A facebook relationship

"We aren't really together, we're just in a faceationship."

by Jazyfire August 17, 2019

Fuckerbation

The act of a hermaphrodite having sex with himself or herself, and thus masturbating and fucking at the same time.

Man, Jamie Lee Curtis is really unto fuckerbation.

by Dong Ringer March 4, 2021