Facepoop

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.

Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!

by SMSM's January 7, 2012

Facepad

Facepad is what facebook should be renamed to, which could result in tens and thousands of new members. Facepad has a future for facebook.

Random: Do you have facebook?
Other: No, because i don't like the name. I would join it if it was called something else... like. "facepad"

Random: You should join it anyway

by Facepad maker September 21, 2009

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

facepost crazy

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.

Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.

by a girl named her February 3, 2010

facedodger

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

by knife35 November 27, 2010

facepost

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board

I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!

by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010

facepooping

facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!

I saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facepooping this morning!!

by dliteoflife August 7, 2011