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face book

To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.
A: Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, you know.
B: *face book*
by TheOriginalPokegami August 7, 2012
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The Face Book

the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. Dapps
dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on saturday
dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number
dude 1: just facebook her
by Huge Binch July 2, 2005
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Face Book Bully

Face Book Bully is a form of abuse. It comprises repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
That one evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or the one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe Paige has to always have the last comment on every one of my posts, she is a true Face Book Bully!!!!!
by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010
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face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 30, 2007
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face-book

"To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window."

I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.
Oh damn, Mark just logged into Facebook and is on my chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.
by nelson_twins September 6, 2009
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"in your face"book

The use of an online social networking site where one may post insulting, critical or rude comments about someone on their friend list, with the passive-aggressive hope that the intended target will read their wall, and know it is about them. This strategy is a substitute for confronting the individual in person.
Man, that was a real "in your face"book move to hack your boss like that in your update. Do you think he read it yet?
by tempemployee January 11, 2010
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face to face-book

A face to face meeting between two people who originally get to know each other on facebook.
It was interesting to find out that the bride and groom were a "face to face-book" connection.
by Bryan C P T April 25, 2007
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