faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk

by afloydkillah June 29, 2007

Facepurge

Erasing every Facebook status that will ultimately bring shame when you add a potential love interest.

"I just facepurged so I could add xxxxx as a friend."

by LittleNu November 30, 2011

Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.

OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.

by ebbb July 22, 2018

FaceBurqa

A fictional Iranian version of Facebook. Term invented by Robin Williams. It's only use is comedic.

"I don't really use the internet. I do want to try that Iranian thing, FaceBurqa."

Robin Williams to Conan O'Brien, asked about using Twitter

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Faceblogger

Someone who uses Facebook like a blog site.

The newsfeed from Susan is taking over my account, she's such a Faceblogger!

by NumbyMommy August 12, 2008

Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010