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absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising
by Hayoumug January 14, 2017
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Absolute rocket

by Anus26 June 24, 2019
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You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.
by Partykiller June 16, 2018
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Absolute Radiance

The hardest boss you will ever face and is the most biggest pain in a 2D game
The requirements are insanely difficult and if you aren’t prepared then have fun going through every boss in the game again but before you can do that you have to do all the pantheons. If your a uncultured swine and don’t know what a pantheon in Hollow Knight is then why are you even reading this, it’s basically a boss rush and that all I’m saying about it. Except that the one you do before the final pantheon is very difficult because a insanely buffed version of the “final boss” of the game is the last boss you fight before unlocking the final pantheon. When you get to the last pantheon you go through every single boss and even the buffed versions of them, right before you fight the Absolute Radiance you fight a boss that is either harder or and hard as her and that boss is Nightmare King Grimm. If you somehow manage to beat him you finally fight Absolute Radiance.
Gamer: “YES FINALLY AFTER A WHOLE MONTH OF TRYING I DID IT, BRING IT ON RADIANCE”
*Absolute Radiance continues to make Gamer to fall in the void, get hit by 2 light pillars, and dies to light sword*
Gamer: “...”
*Throws computer out window*
by Absolute Radiance March 6, 2020
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Absolute Fuck

The point where no more fucks can be given.
Dude, I don’t care, I’m at absolute fuck.
by MacDaddy31870 February 14, 2019
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Absolutego

A state of unparalleled, crushing heaviness.
Boris' debut album, Absolutego, is not for the faint of heart.
by dudeman888 January 12, 2009
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Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.
The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.
by TheNothingness February 15, 2009
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