Fuck-ton

The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.

Joe: Dude, I just made $2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!

by madmaxone November 16, 2010

Fuck-Ton

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

by pseudomine December 10, 2009

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Fuck Ton of Money

An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.

"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o

by Phauxed October 30, 2010

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

metric fuck ton

Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.

That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.

by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008