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FTSMF

"Fuck that shit motherfucker"; or, "Forget that stuff, my friend" in case your pastor overhears you. A strong expression of disagreement or rejection.
You: Hey man, instead of having that threesome with your girls tonight, hang out with me while I go to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Me: FTSMF
by apex swims the ocean January 15, 2008
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FTOF

Fuck The Old Firm.

The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are neds. More enlightened glaswegians support Partick Thistle FC. Most civilised people will take the attitude of "FTOF".
"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"

"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"
by Mary Hill January 8, 2006
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FTOMF fomf FOOMF FTMFW FTMF ftmfgdw FTMFL flomf Flomflimliff Flomfy

FTMFWB

For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches.

Extension of the popular FTMFW (For The Mutha Fuckin Win).
Captain and Coke FTMFWB!!

<noun> FTMFWB!
by Syss December 16, 2006
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FTMF

Description of a general attitute, and/or state of mind that leans heavily on the side of not caring. FTMF - Fuck Them Motherfuckers/Motherfuckas.
"They want us to do all this shit here? Man, FTMF!!"
by AMD - Credits to Candy ; ) March 31, 2006
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FOMF

1. acronym: Friends of Millard Fillmore
An inter-school trivia hunt hosted by Carlmont High School in Belmont California. Reputed for its difficulty in attaining two hard copy (non internet) proofs for each question, some schools like Carlmont have managing teams of Captains, who rank above Leaders, who directly control officemonkeys and 400-odd communtity FOMFers. Taking place on the first weekend of February, this three day event is a cause of much stress and enjoyment to all who participate.
2008 is rumored to be the last year of FOMF existence. The challenge was created in 1967 by Dr. Robert Hunter, principal of Carlmont High at the time.
The diet of many FOMFers consists of Hyphy Juice, garbage bags filled with donated Noah's Bagels, and anything containing caffeine to survive the infamous FOMF sleepover.

2. verb: to FOMF
To participate in FOMF, to allow FOMF to control your life.
"Jade! Stop blocking the FOMF proof board! We don't know if 23b is on alert!"
"Are you going to FOMF this year?"
"FOMF meeting this Thursday in D28!"
by hydrosulfogen October 3, 2007
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Fomf

Her : I'm sorry I cheated

Him : fomf (fuck out my face )
by Ttylxoo September 29, 2018
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FTMFEW

For the mother fucking epic win!


It's basically a more hyped up ftw / ftfw.
"Green griptape is gay dude"




"STFU! Green griptape ftmfew!"
by Undulance October 20, 2008
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