An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
by HugeBreasticle March 13, 2005
When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.
by Dizzle September 24, 2002
by The Dirty Twig Show September 19, 2008
Did you see those two front butts trying to get tickets from Southwest? Yeah. Like they could fit in just one seat.
by I don't know June 29, 2002
front butt , when the breast are pushed up by a bra , or by a support device . makeing them look like a butt or butt cheecks .
by tbonejthanner August 17, 2007
by jeffrey November 10, 2004
The area on the body where a massive butt-like shape develops, crack and all. This is on the front of extremely fat people, where the genitalia should be.
by Andrew R. December 14, 2005