freudian spellcheck

That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...

I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!

by sleepysound May 24, 2012

Freudian Misdial

You meant to call somebody and absent-mindedly call someone else. Usually the person you keep thinking about.

Its a freudian slip on phone dialpad.

Last night I Freudian misdialled my crush instead of my mom.

by Suaveitsme August 29, 2010

Freudian Portmanteau

When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.

Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"

by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016

Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

Freudian slypo

A Freudian slip...but a typo. When you type something you did not mean to type...but your subconscious really wanted to say.

an example of a Freudian slypo would be "I look like a god" when you meant to say, humbly, "I look like a dog" but your subconscious is an EGO-MANIAC!!!!!

by leenirama January 2, 2010