Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
by ibman67 October 07, 2008
verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.
by WKF October 29, 2007
I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 04, 2019
So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.
Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.
by Sexy licking January 13, 2022
When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023
When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023
by Delic July 18, 2017