brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

by lisette831 July 26, 2007

freakenisher

combining FREAK EN ISH ER together unstead of saying FUCKEN, kids usually say FREAKEN & add the ish, when you dont really understand something. and add the er. lol FREAKENISHER.

YOU FREAKENISHER!

by freakenisher April 13, 2010

Preakness

A Baltimore tradition known for legal public drunkeness. It doesn't matter if you're 12 or 52 - you will be drunk. You will probably ride a school bus to Pimlico, where you will ingest more beers than you ever have before at 8 am. You will continue drinking in line, so that by the time you enter the field, you already have the drunk munchies. You may not actually see a horse all day, yet this IS indeed a horse race. And yet, many have been known to spend money betting on Smarty Jones just to get a lousy $2 pay out. You will come clean and leave covered in either beer, urine, mud, puke, or a fabulous combination of the group. You will probably use a port-a-potty more in this one day than all other days of your life combined. You will challenge people at bonging beers, and invent new drinking games that will be forgotten the next day. You will make grand plans to go out that night and continue drinking, but will pass out anywhere between 3 and 7 pm until noon the next day. You will spend $40 to spend a day in the dirt, and know it's a bargain. If you've gone once, you will return every year thereafter, and love that you live in the fabulous city of Baltimore.

I can't really remember Preakness, but it flippin' ROCKED!

by towson tiger January 24, 2006

freeness

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.

Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!

by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008

Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.

Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)

by Andalucia June 6, 2015

Freakmeister1

Freakmeister1 (𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺) - Freakmeister1 is a Twitch streamer known for his artistic work (especially paintings) in which the subjects are usually dogs and cats. Starting in 2011, Freak made his very first painting, only to paint very minimally for the next couple years, creating about 10 paintings in the next 7 years. For his 2019 resolution, he jokingly announced that he would paint 101 dogs throughout the course of the year; this joke led to a consistent streaming career and great success. He is also secretly Tom Cruise on Thursdays, but it would be unwise to spill the beans wouldn't it?

Randy: "Hey man, have you heard of Freakmeister1?"
Douglas: "Of course! He painted my dog once!"

by tastyresort October 20, 2019

freakers

Frat sneakers. Dirty shoes that are only worn to fraternity parties.

Friend: Duuuude don’t wear your new Air Force ones to the party tonight.

Me: Don’t trip bro. I was gonna wear my freakers.

by fbgmsqd March 7, 2020