Forgetten

what happens when people with low iq's say forgotten.

"I was just trying to make sure that I didn't get forgetten"

by Jiggles The Fett & Sen7 April 23, 2005

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

forgettitude

It means to forget the new famous word you yourself coined.

Source: Forgettitude was coined by Stephen Colbert, on June 18th's The Daily Show with John Stewart.

Stephen Colbert suffered from a bout of forgettitude, when he saw his own invented word: Truthiness, in the New York Times crossword puzzle of June 18th, 2008.

by bakerpc June 19, 2008

formatting nazi

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.

I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.

by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

forgetti

1. A person with the ability to neglect stuff real easy.

2. The ability to neglect stuff real easy.

Lilian: I can't believe Jack's not called me yet!
Nelly: Chill, u know he's forgetti.

by Reymam June 6, 2017

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

by K o o k i e July 13, 2020