Fleabagging

To serially date people who just aren’t good for you.

Seriously??? Are you really fleabagging it with John??

by Rocks2875 January 21, 2020

Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

Flear

An unexpected Flick in the Ear, usually from behind

Can very painfull if done at the right angle, has been known to ruin days, revenge is usually a necesity after one has recieved a Flear

Chuck: F***! that hurt
Dick: what happened?
Chuck: that mofo just gave me a Flear

by ryanjof'sho December 27, 2008

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021

flea

Founding Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist. A living example of one of the world's best musicians. He isn't my fave Chili-Pepper when it comes to looks, but he is a genius and deserves all the love, respect and money he gets. We're with you flea!

Flea's real name is Michael 'Flea' Balzary. He is 5'9 and he has appeared in several movies and he is the voice of Donnie in the Nickelodeon cartoon series, 'The Wild Thornberrys'. Not exaclty a looker, but his talent makes up for it big time.

by Tayla February 12, 2004

flea

the basssist of the "red hot chili peppers' his real name is michael balzary..he has a big gap between his 2 front teeth....sometimes play naked live...does the voice for donnie thornberrie in the wild thorberries

Bass Player!!

by John Fru November 23, 2003

Sand fleas

Sand that gets in your girlfriend's poothole during an anal sesh at the beach.

Eric: "dude mindys been in the bathroom for a half hour"
Dave: "shes got some sand fleas. "
Eric: "ayyyyyyy"

by Dangler43 April 22, 2020