finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022

Finished - Right on Time

When you finish a report, analysis, or other assignment right before it is due.

Bob: "Jim's busted now!"
Jason: "No, Jim is going to be fine, he Finished - Right on time!"

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Finished on a high note

When you’re hit in the genitals while cumming

The Dom Surprised me by hitting my balls with a club as I started to cum. My normal orgasm sounds got a lot higher—you could say that I finished on a high note

by Luxicon September 4, 2020

Finished Sausage

a jizzed on dick!

Man, I'd really love a bite of that finished sausage!

by YummyJizz27 June 23, 2011

Finished Basement

A well groomed private area, preferably bald

Yeah I banged Casey, AND she had a finished basement.

by Kaplinsky May 8, 2008

Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted

"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"

by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015