Fig

A sweet fruit slightly larger than a grape that grows on trees during the summer time.

Example 1: Figs are great, in modertation.

Example 2: Why are all of the definitions I see here incorrect, not even mentioning that it's a fruit?!

by Hooter Stumpfuck 2 August 29, 2006

figging

anal play involving ginger root

I really enjoy figging, said the blonde.

by Figman February 29, 2004

A fig

A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.

“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”

“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”

by Rd29 July 27, 2019

fig

another word for the male testicles.

Brandon: Damn that Sebastion! He just blew the spread with that miss...I want to kick him squarely in the figs!
Chris: Yea, in the figs. That would be cool.

by horny4corny September 30, 2010

figs

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

2. A Fruit

1. Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven.

2. I really fancy a couple of figs right now.

by Ruzz99 July 3, 2005

FIGS

FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome).

I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.

by sick-of-figs January 6, 2008

Fig

Another term for fag or faggot; used to hate on any person looking, acting, or being accused of being a homosexual.

Noah your such a fig.

by GayJohn69 May 12, 2011