fema

(v) to be late for an emergency.

I decided to fema my baby's delivery and arrived at the hospital four days after he was born.

by tdrury July 20, 2008

Fema

FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

by xzybit October 1, 2005

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

fema

Fuck Everyone Mainly African-Americans

I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

by Carlos Thomas July 27, 2007

Fema

federal emergancy managment agence

FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll

by danial March 24, 2003

fema

nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

by big_tits_magee December 28, 2005

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008