fema

(v) to be late for an emergency.

I decided to fema my baby's delivery and arrived at the hospital four days after he was born.

by tdrury September 09, 2005

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Fema

FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

by xzybit September 24, 2005

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Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

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I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

by Carlos Thomas June 26, 2007

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federal emergancy managment agence

FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll

by danial March 24, 2003

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nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

by big_tits_magee December 15, 2005

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Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan September 22, 2008

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