feminista

A (typically white, cisgender, millennial-aged, upper middle class) female who voted for Hilary Clinton, overuses the word "intersectional" without fully grasping its meaning, thinks feminism is almost a single-issue cause revolving around either federal funding for Planned Parenthood or the gender-to-wage gap in the white collar world, and enjoys declaring herself a "nasty woman" and collecting apparel and accessories with vagina emblems.

Brooke, a feminista, rallied against President Trump by hand-crafting vagina necklaces and selling them on etsy for $55 each, and offering 15% off with code PUSSYGRABSBACK.

Jessica, a feminista, expressed her opposition to President Trump by getting an IUD covered by her private insurance plan from her high-paying PR job, and posting about it on her Instagram account.

Laura, a feminista, didn't leave a tip and berated the barista at Starbucks for taking too long to make her venti extra-hot skinny latte, making her late to the Hillary Clinton rally.

by girlacne March 28, 2017

felonism

A systemic, institutionalized prejudice against people suspected or convicted of a felony. This prejudice often extends to people who support individuals with a criminal history.

Felonism has combined racism with classism to obtain power and large profits for a small segment of society.

by Lpolkie August 16, 2016

felonistic

the act of on wanting to commit the tendencies of a felon

he had to suppress his felonistic tendencies

by ball fondler December 4, 2023

felonising

1. Comitting a felony.
2. Overly dramatic reaction to minor law breakage esp. on the road

Girl 1 "Shiiit, guy cut me up!"
Girl 2 "Guy's totally felonising!"

Variant of felony

by Frankie Bizzle December 28, 2007

Fellistabus Driver

When the designated driver gets drunk and doesn't tell you

Brad was the DD, but we found out he was the fellistabus driver when he swerved all over the road.

by Hevy February 15, 2017

Feministá

Not a feminist, but rather a hateful and spiteful female who degrades feminism. She identifies as a feminist, but is a feministá.

My feministá professor gave me an F on my term paper because she thinks it is misogynistic.

by Danny Diez April 1, 2022

Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.

James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."

by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023