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fifth of vodka

750 mL of vodka. Normal bottle size. It contain about 18 shots of vodka.drinking one of these would leave you belligerently drunk
"I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?"
by Thaking October 1, 2013
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Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013
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fifth

A fifth of a gallon of liquor. Technically it is around 757mL, but fifths are sold in bottles containing 750mL.
Terry was sippin' on his fifth of Taaka
by Terry Samson December 2, 2003
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feath

to passionately fuck
Tony is so hot, I wish he would feath me
by LordShenis04 March 19, 2022
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Fetharizing

Fetharizing: showing such prowess that you convince a person to fall in love with you over the internet, and travel a long distance to see you. once meeting the person you engage in hours of sex under the conditions of a long term love based relationship. After the meeting, you then break all communication and avoid contact from the traveler, becasuse you got what you wanted.
"dude Johnny was totalling Fetharizing this chick; met her online, got her to drive 10 hours to bang his brains out, and then stopped talking to her"
by U-haul Jones August 30, 2009
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Fifth Floor Club

Male GI club located in European countries where prostitution is legal. In multi-level brothels, the classiest, most expensive ho's are located on the first floor. The quality and price of the prostitutes decrease on each progressive floor, with the 5th floor containing the cheapest and stankest ho's.
Hans and Russell went to Frankfurt once a month and found the cheapest Ho's possible to maintain their membership in the Fifth Floor Club.
by Pete Crapia September 15, 2006
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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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