fbmafia

. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

man, you don't do nothing but count all that money, you must be FBMafia

by Neigungsohn July 25, 2009

Fafi

A Fafi is a slang term for vagina or slut.

"What A Fafi!" "That kid is such a fafi,look at her dress"

by Ayeshurr February 3, 2008

fbating

Cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend by saying certain words, phrases, or "things" to another guy or girl over Facebook Chat or on his or her Facebook Wall.

Also a witty combination of the names/words Facebook and cheating(duh)

If you were looking for facebook cheat that is different.

Cheating Girl : I'm fbating with you!
Guy: What?!?
Girl: Yeah! I want sex RIGHT NOW! With you! I hate my bf!

Cheating Girl 2: I miss uuuuuuuu!
Guy 2: I miss uuuuuuu too!
Girl 2: I can't leave my boyfriend!
Guy 2: Just dump his sorry ass! We're already fbating on BOTH of our bf/gf's.

Cheating Guy: Yeah you like that! Yeah!
Girl: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhh!
Guy: Geez relax we're not having real sex! It's cyber sex just like what WOW losers do. Wait when the real thing happens!
Girl: Ok. Just dump your loser gf b4 she figures out you've been fbating with me.
Guy: Oh I already did.

by Jabbaaanjustlikeyaneighba June 27, 2011

FAFing

To have lots of fun with friends (A.K.A Bros).

Bro 1: I am having so much fun completing '10 Bros 1 Keg'.

Bro 2: Ya were are FAFing hard.

by Spurrberry September 8, 2011

FBAF

Fat Black Anal Fingering
The act of fingering a womans anus and possibly sniffing your fingers afterwords

Ricky was jerkin himself to FBAF
Travis would like to experience FBAF with this one chick from school

by FBAF March 14, 2008

FBFIC

FaceBook Friends In Common

I was surprised when I found out who our FBFIC were.

by RazMutant January 11, 2010

fbasian

A fat baby asian. Extremely adorable.

Did you see the chubby cheeks on that fbasian?

by notwhoyouthinkiamaiandrachel November 11, 2011