fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

by Bloomfield13 October 3, 2008

Fart-on

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

by KDS117 December 31, 2017

*farts*

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.

You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"

by superawesomedragon April 14, 2009

Fart

Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!

She loves to fart.

by Rubber1232 October 15, 2006

fart fart

when someone wont stop farting

hey quit with the fart fart

by gracey-sandpiper May 21, 2006

fart on

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

by fudgewad September 25, 2011

Fart

A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

by SlopNChop August 19, 2017