Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.

After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.

by Aviel Agapeh Scudero February 24, 2009

Farp

When you fart at a family party!

There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

farp

Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)

by Wilz April 6, 2006

farp

in between a fart & a burp !

I ate dinner and i couldn't help it, I farped all night long !

by richjr344 January 21, 2010

FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016

Farp

When you fart while fapping and the air from your fart goes up on the side of your balls and it creates an F5 tornado.

Damn bro... last night when I was wanking my frank, I farped and holy shit I think I destroyed my whole neighborhood.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus August 15, 2020