by Torsa December 03, 2008
A wannabe cool guy that goes to his spot everyday and spend hours smoking cigarettes and weed. He's also bad in everything he does and can't pull any bitches cause he ugly af.
Kid: Look mom there's faisal
Mom: Don't stay around him or you'll also become a useless person that nobody likes.
Mom: Don't stay around him or you'll also become a useless person that nobody likes.
by The guy who Fucked yo mom November 24, 2021
This man is an absolute G, that sexy motherfucker. Anything he wants in life, he gonna get it. Especially a baby. He's gonna skip the girlfriend and go straight to fatherhood. Oh, and have 10 million dollars by the time he's 26. This dude thinks he's invincible, and to be honest, he probably is. Until a girl finally breaks his heart, but any girl who does that is making the greatest mistake of their life. Kinda like I did. He's an engineer, doctor, businessman, economist, stripper, DJ, poet, and master driver. Depending on the minute. But if you're ever in the car and he's driving... good luck. All that said, if you ever meet a Faisal, bag him real quick before he disappears forever.
Woman: "Faisal, I love you"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"
by faisalloverXXO September 25, 2021
weirdo guy who is best matched w j names, stop ignoring her fasiel she needs you . answer her shell go crazy w gore.
ugly guy
ugly guy
by Nars blush February 26, 2023
If your name is Faisal you are the most handsome, nice, loving, cool, person ever. Everyone will love you if your name is Faisal.
by The_stinky_person May 27, 2021
Faisal will forever stay in my heart but whenever his caca ex will brainwash him!?!?!? he will use me again for fuck sake!!! BUT I SWAER TO GOD I LUV THISSSS BOY SOOOO MUCHHHH LIKE AHHHH PLSSS BE MY BABY DADDYYY!!! I LUVVVV YOU SO MUCH BABYYYYY!!! <333333 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LUV YOUUUUUU BUT I KNOW YOU LUV YOUR CACA EX.
by thegirlwhoyoutookherforgranted September 17, 2021
by Therealone 1938 November 11, 2019