faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

Factis

A fake Latin word used in substitution for the word 'fuck'. Was created and first used in the production 'Paradise Lost: Shadowns & Wings' by Eric Whitacre.

Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Holy factis, that was awesome!

Factis mei!

What the factis was that?!

Don't you ever factis do that again!

by Extasis June 23, 2010

Faceist

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011

Factis

A fake Latin word synonymous with the word "fuck". It was created and first used by composer Eric Whitacre in the production "Paradise Lost: Shadows & Wings".

Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Factis me!

What the factis was that!

Don't you ever factis do that again!

by bnu112358 June 24, 2010

fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

Fatistani

A person that is fat and pakistani

Likhith is a fatistani

by Big V4728 April 2, 2022