facerape

(verb)

1. To utterly destroy someone or something against their will.

2. To uncontestedly own someone.

"The special-ed kid tried to play baseball today, and got faceraped when a line-drive hit him square in the nuts."

"We got totally faceraped in halo today, I think I only had one kill...."

by Venkman October 31, 2006

Face Raped

When seated in a crowded public area and a man takes advantage of the crowd by standing right in front of you with his package in your face. With nowhere to go, turn, you are forced to be up close and personal with his crotch.

I was just face raped by that googly-eyed Cincinnati Gay while waiting for my table at First Watch.

by allieblahblah March 30, 2011

Facerape

when someone is kissed against their will and their entire mouth is violated

dude, my bf got faceraped, and now he has aiiiiiids

by Aloysha April 25, 2009

Facerape

When someone subjects you to a visual against your will, with no warning. Example: naked fat chicks, blue waffles, elephantits of the balls etc.

Mike just faceraped me with a picture of and old grandma and her blue waffle!

by Mean Little Mama December 13, 2016

Facerapist

A person who is enthusiastic about snow fighting, but finds themselves unable to aim. Instead of making an attempt to improve their throw, they run up to their opponent and forcibly smash a lump of snow into their face. A facerapist is generally either the strongest or weakest snow fighter in an arena. Sometimes a normal snow fighter will become a face rapist when faced with a barrage of attacks from an opposing team, or when they have been hit while not playing.

Mike: Jesus, Adam, stop being such a facerapist and get rid of your aggro online.

by Gamerunknown December 13, 2008

face-raped

the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.

(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"

by ottilia stormvinter April 7, 2010

facerape

When a man violates the face of a woman by kissing her in such a fashion that her face feels like it has been raped. Examples of this include but are not limited to; sloppy wet kissing, kisses that miss the mouth region, sucking of ones lips so hard that they turn an unnatural shade of red, and shoving of ones tongue deep into a woman's throat.

Men can be faceraped also, but the term "faceraped" is most commonly used by women.

Hannah: " I was at a bar last night and this drunk guy attacked me by giving me a nasty, wet, sloppy french kiss!"

Marie: "He faceraped you!"

by Mcbird June 24, 2009