Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

dick face tuna

Someone who is really ugly.

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna

by omara April 11, 2014

Dick Face

A rude person .

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(

by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009

dick face malone

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

by 2 percent May 20, 2018

dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

by biskit October 27, 2004