fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017

Fannyation

A group of five or more fuckable women that rate higher than a seven, which makes a great variation of fanny. Almost like a small nation of fuckable fanny.

Look boys Fannyation!!

by Timo aka Turkish April 12, 2017

human fannypack

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

by Applefran October 3, 2013

Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

by suzna June 24, 2016

Fannyuary

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.

"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.

by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012