D.I.L.F

A word used for a father youd like to have sexual relations with. Commonly believed to have sired a child named Ethan.

Yo did you see Ethan's dad today? Major D.I.L.F. alert.

by Hobo_Hammer231 May 30, 2024

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

do i look like i give a fuck

teacher:hey your late for class young man
Student:D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

by lil' man November 8, 2006

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck...

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. about the new rims on yo car

by J Thompson December 11, 2005

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

stands for - Do I Look Like I Give A F*@k

when you couldn't care less..

Pronounced Dilly-Gaf
simmilar to D GAF and D GAS

When someone feels the need to tell you something you don't care about

friend- 'wow did you hear the teacher is having a baby!'
me- 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?!'

by Kiewwa54 October 30, 2007

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019

D.I.L.I.G.A.F

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

Person1 "I have had a shit day today"
Person 2 "D.I.L.I.G.A.F.?"

by wyvern May 4, 2006