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Etrinity

This is the highest amount you can live some one. More than the universe and longer than eternity.
I love you to Etrinity
by Billeigh Irish July 20, 2024
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alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
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TRUMP EXTRICATION

YOU NEVER WANT TOO DO THIS as it is the best FUCKING FUCK as it FEELS GOOD GOOD.
The key is you don't know H00 is on the BOTTOM and the TRUMP EXTRICATION is an education for all as getting that TRUMP CARD well you are generally going to win the WAGER and furthermore the EXTRICITY of this FUCKING MATTER as the APPRENTICE will always win big if they keep pushing themselves even with HEAVIER BURDENS than most as there is nothing MOROSE or FUNERAK RELATED if you shut everybody in this SEXUALIZATION ROOM as the TRUMP EXTRICATION is the big game we all like to play as CULL IT oh my GOD you got all our LEGS as I say good job GARY BREWER you are and not to forget to mention VINCENT ERNEST LOPEZ as well I am a good sport as your ONE UPMANSHIP is leaving at the next port for us to follow all your FUCKING SEXTIMENTS.
by RECTAL INSIGHT September 16, 2022
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medial lower extremity

the penis; the appendage between the left lower extremity and the right lower extremity
He pulled his medial lower extremity out of me and gave me a mushroom stamp on the forehead.
by Jimmy Carr June 16, 2024
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