Exmortis

This totally fucked-up game that will give you nightmares.

Billy: Eh, Bob, I played Exmortis on AddictingGames last night.
Bob: Yeah, how'd that go?
Billy: I don't think I'll be sleeping right for a while.

by Music1Geek February 17, 2008

exmortis

A series of online point-and-click horror games by web designer Ben Leffler. So far there are only two but a third is in production.

I just played BOTH Exmortis games in a row! That's me with no more sleep for a few nights...

by Ghizza Gazza March 28, 2008

Exhort

To encourage or urge someone to do something.

I am being exhorted to tell you that you are bad at drawing.

by Hanasakurou May 23, 2016

carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.

I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.

by Dylong October 28, 2018

HEAT EXTORTION

like heat exhaustion but on another level.

Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.

Hot?
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.

by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
;;;;;;;

Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009