Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005
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by Bofish December 22, 2008
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1. an aura that protects every app in the app store on your phone and tricks you into believing every non free app is extremely expensive compared to the outside world.
2. The sudden realization that apps in the apple store are actually very cheap, or being in earshot of somebody realizing the exact same thing, causing the rest of the room to realize that apple apps are actually cheap which overpowers the Apple Expensive aura.
Apple Expensive ratio: one cent in the App Store is equivelant to one dollar in real life, of course until you are removed from the Apple Expensive aura spell.
2. The sudden realization that apps in the apple store are actually very cheap, or being in earshot of somebody realizing the exact same thing, causing the rest of the room to realize that apple apps are actually cheap which overpowers the Apple Expensive aura.
Apple Expensive ratio: one cent in the App Store is equivelant to one dollar in real life, of course until you are removed from the Apple Expensive aura spell.
Guy 1: man, I really want this app, but I don't want to shell out 99 cents because it might not even be good.
Guy 2: uhh.. dude.. you wont shell out 4 quarters which is about the price of a candy bar, to get an app that lasts much longer than a candy bar? Come on dude, 4 quarters that's it.
Guy 1: oh.. man i have been thinking about it wrong all along. There should be a definition on urbandictionary called "Apple Expensive"
Guy 2: good idea, lets make it now!
Guy 3: Wow i overheard your conversation, get me in on this!
Girl 1 and 2: Wow, you guys are sooooo wierd
Guy 2: uhh.. dude.. you wont shell out 4 quarters which is about the price of a candy bar, to get an app that lasts much longer than a candy bar? Come on dude, 4 quarters that's it.
Guy 1: oh.. man i have been thinking about it wrong all along. There should be a definition on urbandictionary called "Apple Expensive"
Guy 2: good idea, lets make it now!
Guy 3: Wow i overheard your conversation, get me in on this!
Girl 1 and 2: Wow, you guys are sooooo wierd
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A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds.
Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.
Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.
"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."
by sportster December 28, 2005
Get the explosive diarrhea mug.A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."
by pedrosian February 29, 2008
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