Law of Expectation

The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.

For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.

She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."

by cocol001 March 27, 2008

beyond expectation

greater than great, excellent, unique or exceptional individual

You are beyond expectation. A unique individual. You are simply amazing!

by joyinurlyf0616 April 10, 2015

Expectacle

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack

1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.

by sacredenginex December 1, 2010

expectane

A drug used to reduce the chances of miscarriage.
Taken as a pill once before use.
Invented by an Austrian Scientist by the name of Dr. Alex Hesse not to be confused with Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I took “Expectane” and in a week I was pregnant!

by Duccc May 20, 2019

expectacular

n. expectedly spectacular

That party was expectacular. I mean Reid always throws the fattest bashes.

by Loren Newman September 8, 2005

wife expectancy

In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.

I can't believe he's marrying that psychopath. Wife expectancy of two years, max.

by Spyrokeet December 24, 2008

Great Expectations

A novel written by the famed Victorian era author Charles Dickens in the year 1861. The novel centers on the life of Pip, who was a poor rural boy, until a mysterious benefactor turned him into a London gentleman, and how Pip deals with the fact that his great expectations have left him so much disappointment. It is widely considered one of Charles Dickens’ best novels, and is read in schools all over the world.

man #1 "of all Charles Dickens' novels which is your favorite?"

man#2 "probably Great Expectations, it was exceptionally well written"

by David_Copperfield11 August 22, 2011