Exiteen

The age where teenagers "teens" are expected to behave like responsible adults but are treated and disregarded as children. It is usually defined as the last two years of high school and the gap year after graduation.

Much of the mainstream media and commercial sector target their content and products at exiteens that want to be able to enjoy those things marketed at them but are not legally allowed to do so.

10-12 year olds = Tweens / Tweenager
13-15 year olds = Teens
16-19 year olds = Exiteens

by DarwinSnowEvolved September 8, 2019

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016

existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017

Existential Crisis

Danisnotonfire

Existential crisis in the works:
Dan: Making some cereal......why do I exist? Life is pointless....
Dan: Time to make a video! So fun! .....One day I and everyone I love will be dead. We're so alone in the universe

by dungman October 14, 2013

fully in existence

Something that stands out more than normally expected.

Person 1: That girl was cute, but she did have a big nose.
Person 2: Yea your right, it was fully in existence.

by RunTampa December 8, 2009

Exitron

The small robot man who controls the function of your anus. Exitron works tirelessly day-in and day-out to make sure no fecal matter falls from your butt hole without a proper notification before hand.

As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.

Colleen: I've been shitting myself a lot lately, should I be worried?
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!

by TACOwhisperer August 7, 2011

Bane of My Existence

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.

Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.

by eccedentesiast101 May 6, 2015