Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.
Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
Someone Else: ...
Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
Someone Else: ...
Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
Someone Else: ...
Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
Someone Else: ...
by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011
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Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.
Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music
Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?
Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.
Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?
Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!
Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?
Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.
Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?
Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!
Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
by trombone69 October 30, 2011
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2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
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Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
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Get the Emotistical mug.1. Characteristic of those having inflated the truthfulness about their own environmental accomplishments.
2. Characteristic of having an exaggerated sense of environmental importance.
3. An environmental disregard of others.
2. Characteristic of having an exaggerated sense of environmental importance.
3. An environmental disregard of others.
People who litter are ecotistical because they do not care about the environmental impacts of their actions.
by David Crawford February 4, 2006
Get the ecotistical mug.Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)
"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'
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