Event Horizon

The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex proper has not yet begun.
However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.

Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.

Student: LOL, harder.

by The6thDegree June 30, 2008

Event Horizon

The definition of a shit that is so large in mass that it rises over the water in the toilet bowl. To do so one must shit so that there is a solid base under the water level.

"I just saw an Event Horizon!"
"What? The movie?"
"No! In my toilet!"

by de Cruz June 17, 2007

Event Bombing

The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!

High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.

"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"

"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"

by terrorfall April 24, 2010

Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.

The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.

by Alpha Male November 13, 2012

Event Horizon

The moment after you ejaculate where you can’t physically go any longer. No matter how hard you try you can’t get past that point, hence “The Event Horizon.”

“I just got to the Event Horizon oh shit *ejaculates the alphabet onto the Brazillian Flag*”

by HeavyHelen August 28, 2020

Event Horizon

The exact moment in time between when a person realizes that they are going to have diarrhea and that it is inevitable.

In physics, the event horizon is the "point of no return" in which an object is caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole.

I'm having an event horizon and need to find the bathroom.

by FerdinandLB July 30, 2011

Event Bomb

(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.

Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.

Tim says: strange feeling...

Claire Comments: Im sorry...

Chris Comments: hard times.

Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?

Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?

Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?

Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.

Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D

Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!

by Madly Bran June 22, 2010