releasing the Ethiopians 

Taking a crap. Usually of a large magnitude, where the toilet will probably clog. This may take 10, 20, possibly 30 minutes.

Dude, I just released the Ethiopians in my girlfriend's bathroom, now its clogged.

Need to go release some Ethiopians, shouldn't take too long.

Ocupado, releasing the Ethiopians in here.

releasing the Ethiopians by admiralawesome12 June 15, 2010

Ethiopian Dump Truck 

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper

Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is

Ethiopian Dump Truck by FlyingToothlessMidgets January 11, 2010

Vagina Ethiopian 

What you say when you don't care about information someone has said to you and you want them to go away. Other than just yelling out: "GO AWAY!", you just say: "Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?" Most likely they will just run away screaming.

scenario 1:

Tina: Did you know that people lick peoples butts?
Emmet: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Tina: No.. EWWW!!

scenario 2:

Bob: I saw down my kindergarten teacher's shirt and saw that she had no bra! Jackpot!
Brenden: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Bob: NO!! EWEWWWW!!EEWE!!!

Vagina Ethiopian by penis_glove June 8, 2019

Ethiopian Freestyle 

Ah...The Ethiopian Freestyle. A potent sex move kept within small circles of elite warriors of the Oromo tribe of Ethiopia. The fertile female, on all fours, must raise her rump in submission to her partner. The sturdy shafted male inserts himself and flattens out his body. Still maintaining his balance, he performs the freestyle stroke, as if attempting to preserve himself from drowning. The frenzied nature of the technique necessitates a keen sense of balance, iron resolve, and of course, a willing female with little to no self esteem.

Aroused from battle, Pongwa rushed home and excitedly performed some Ethiopian Freestyle with his concubine, Olubunmi

Ethiopian Freestyle by Who is the real Rob Ruder April 14, 2010

ethiopian butt chug

A drinking act consisting of a beer funnel, lube, matches, fire extinguisher, and a liter of Bacardi 151. The beer funnel is lodged up into the anal cavity while the whole liter of Barcadi is poured down the funnel. Once full, light it on fire and sing the Ethiopian national anthem while butt chugging 151. Also known as the E.B.C.

"Yo bro, do you want to Ethiopian butt chug tonight"
"Not really"

ethiopian butt chug by e.b.c. May 25, 2012

Ethiopian Mudbath 

Durring Sexual intercourse without any warning to your partner you release your bowels all over your partners chest.

My girlfriend always wanted to try something new during sex so i decided to give her an Ethiopian Mudbath, she wasn't to happy.

Ethiopian Mudbath by melo -nsf- February 10, 2010

Ethiopian Six Pack 

Someone who starves themselves to get a six pack.

John: Wow he hasn't eaten for days.

Matt: Well, he must be trying to put on an Ethiopian six pack.

Ethiopian Six Pack by Ginger teh Red October 15, 2012