ethel___

ethel___ Is the best funniest mutual ever tbh

Did you see @ethel___‘s new post on TikTok? She’s so funny I love her posts

by Harmonyishot June 24, 2021

ethel

A very horny pirateer who likes to say "arrrg, me wooden leg fell in me toilet again and it be lookin like a wooden log o' shat!!!"

Aye, there me matey Ethel!

by prudy :-* September 7, 2003

ethel

a shady girl. she tends to use big coverup like being kidnapped at the age of 9, or being raped, but once you mess with her you can never go back. she probobaly has a few dead bodies buried under her childhood swingset. she watches the koolade man to get turned on.

She's such an ethel, last night she was with nick at the coffee shop and nick committed suicide this morning!

by Dick Tixkler June 25, 2017

Ethel

Ethel is the kind of cold toxic, the coota blinds eyes until they feel her.

Andy: Did you touch her sides yet?
Adam: Who?
Andy: She's definitely Ethel!!
Adam: i know i see her sides, look at her coota waving to me.
Andy: Dillion said don't be fooled by her coota, it is Ethel!

Adam: Id share Ethel but Jase is taking the dogs to barking classes.
I can't be late, it's gonna be Ethel and me.

by YourWorstNightterror. February 25, 2023

Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.

If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy

by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

Ethel Cain vibes

when something reminds you of Ethel Cain, it's because it has Ethel Cain vibes. things with Ethel Cain vibes include most churches, open fields, american flags, abandoned houses, swamps, big pairs of old scissors, the movie Gummo, creeks and streams, being barefoot, etc

person one: do you wanna walk around barefoot outside?
person two: that's so Ethel Cain vibes

by june16th1994 May 7, 2022

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

by trippyqueen August 30, 2012