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Reverse Erection

When something is so vile and such a massive turnoff that your penis literally panics and retreats back into your body. This is a defense mechanism and natural instinct so your penis can not be sexually violated by what has been deemed so repulsive.
When I had found out my mom's ex boyfriend texted me about how horny he was, thinking it was my mom's phone number, it gave me a reverse erection.
by TuxedoChicken January 23, 2016
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he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...
person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot
by love, kelly October 28, 2020
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Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny
Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections
by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021
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Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature
Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.
by some fag December 8, 2015
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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2016 Election

The most fucked up election in America in a long time.
To be honest, I don't think I'm going to vote in the 2016 election. It's a fucking mess.
by Assassin aprentice September 18, 2016
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I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.
by millstone November 17, 2020
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