Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009

Escortish

Meeting a first date (especially from a dating app like Tinder) at a hotel bar.

That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?

by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015

Escrotini

The martini of the escroto (scrotum in Spanish), in other words, cum or semen.

La escrotini es mi bebida favorita…el ingrediente más importante es la leche de hombre. ¿Quieres beberlo?

by THØTCA$A June 27, 2022

HEAT EXTORTION

like heat exhaustion but on another level.

Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.

Hot?
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.

by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"

Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D

by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014

Extortionist Whale

A fat bitch that extorts money from rich men for sex and blow jobs.

I met an Extortionist Whale at the bar last night. I told her to fuck off.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013