Ernesto

A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed

Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god

by Pipi June 2, 2018

Ernesto

The beastly one. The most sexiest man alive. Not a beaner. The best.

WOW! Michelle, did you see Ernesto's dick!

by ErnestoShaker January 24, 2009

ernesthetic

Relating to or resembling ernesthesia.
An agent that causes sensation with or without the loss of consciousness.
Local or general sensibility to pain, love and hate induced by an ernesthetic

adj 1: relating to or dealing with the subject of ernesthetics; "ernesthetic values" 2: concerning or characterized by an appreciation of beauty or good taste; "the ernesthetic faculties"; "an ernesthetic person"; "ernesthetic feeling"; 3: ernesthetically pleasing n : a philosophical theory as to what is beautiful;

by Ernestyeo September 2, 2008

Ernesto

The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.

"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"

by the nesto November 28, 2007

The Ernesto

When a male jacks off and cums on his own chest.

G: Hey Santo! Why is your shirt stuck to your chest?
Santo: I just pulled the Ernesto!
G: Nice

by Veal Cutlet July 10, 2010

Ernesto

Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams

Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe

by djcbiche February 14, 2019

Ernesto

ERNESTO! is so god damn kind and such a child, they are one of the smartest human beings i’ve ever met and yet the stupidest at the same time. I hope you see how amazing you are, your a god damn dog, a lil puppy. Your driving is beautiful and the music is fabulous

Person 1: Yo did you see that robot?
Person 2: Yup, Ernesto built it

Person 1: Sober?
Person 2: Does it matter? Works like a charm!

by Uma ~ May 2, 2022