ermed

drunkest state you can be with out passing out.

Yo, i got so ermed last weekend, i was crawling around the party, we were hammered.
People were so ermed at the concert friday, they were black out drunk.
i banged this ratchet broad when i was ermed... who has penicillin?

by Goody004 April 24, 2014

erm

um uh okay thats wierd strange

“jack said he likes the shape of my toes” “erm”

by ermcentral May 29, 2020

erm

To jizz, skeet, ejaculate

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

by Cammel Juice October 8, 2011

erm

the sound that a tuckus makes when it pauses to collect its thoughts

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

erm

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

by Proud American April 10, 2004

erm

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

by Curtis August 23, 2004

the ERM

1. (n.) a term used to describe the unmistakeable mustache that is usually sported by typically older emergency responders ranging from firemen, EMT's , Paramedics and sometimes law officers. 2. ( n.) acronym for Emergency Responders Mustache

regardless of the the ERM, danny the EMT was able to work his way threw the crawl space to save the child.

or

that guy has the ERM going on, he must be a fireman

by wterasta March 20, 2010