Erk

The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.

#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......

by theErk January 4, 2013

erk

"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.

John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.

by Michael von Preußen October 21, 2011

erked

the feeling you get after doing some sort of pills (ie. percocet, vicodin) either by just eating them or crushing and snorting them

person1: yo whats up with robert?

person2: nutin man he did a few too many pills and now hes erked

(about the strange looking person on the couch who hasnt moved or spoke but clearly isnt sleeping)

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

erk

An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone

U erk give me back my toothpaste!

by erkssuck June 19, 2009

erks

A term used to describe the ugliness of one's face.

ERKKKKS no. erks.

by CaPtAyN November 14, 2012

erk

a dumass way of saying you are pissed off

the word erk really erks me

by Pat and Brandon July 7, 2006

erk

A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.

hey clark, did you just erk it?

by B to the K April 25, 2009