When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!
by afferz February 1, 2020

luen: dawg what you doin this weekend
mario: im goin to the club.......
luen: -farts- ahh equilibrium
mario: yo y u gotta do dat
mario: im goin to the club.......
luen: -farts- ahh equilibrium
mario: yo y u gotta do dat
by lockedup0391 April 23, 2006

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.
There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.
by Robert Story January 16, 2006

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.
by Titty Monger January 22, 2014

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.
by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010

The state where a girl spits as much saliva as she takes back in while giving dome. Thus, a isotonic solution of saliva is created. Which then leads to dome equilibrium. This is the best state of dome.
by LanceMack June 9, 2010
