Equality

An illusion that people think they have control of. Many think that they need to be equal to each other so everyone can have equal chances at things, but they also believe that they are their own special little person. Aside from almost directly contradicting themselves equality would drown the complication and surprise of your life, it is necessary to a "fulfilled" lifestyle. Furthermore, you don't need to have the same amount as everyone else, you need the amounts needed to be happy. In many circumstances these are low amounts. Especially with money.

Socialist: I really wish our leader believed in equality so no one is in complete governmental dominance.
AcidAimCat: I really wish that there were no government sometimes.

by AcidAimCat March 8, 2017

equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

by katsuchiyo May 3, 2008

Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Equalism

Often confused for Feminism, Equalism is the belief that men and women of any race are equal, and should be treated so. Most equalists have a very low tolerance for derogatory terms towards anyone.

Sally: "As a feminist, I believe that everyone should be treated equally. "
Dan:" Then you believe in Equalism, and are not a feminist. "

by Zhuty December 2, 2014

equalate

To make two things equal.

We should be using calculus to find how much TNT is necessary to equalate that of an atomic bomb with X amount of plutonium.

by Laquisha October 25, 2003

equalizer

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!

This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!

by Fake Name December 7, 2004