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No fuck you Mike. How many of your realities did I fix just there? Why didn't you do the thing I said before I said it, Andy? Did you not know you could do that? Why were you a brokie? Is having the right knowledge more important than doing "the work," Joe? That's what it looks like. It looks like even if you work extra hard and are a super good kickboxer it doesn't really pay off. It looks like it's more important to have the right information than it is to do any kind of work. How much money did you guys make on that first Izzy bet? I didn't even check to see the odds. I didn't even place a bet. I knew the outcome so it wouldn't have even been fair for me to play.
Hym "Yeah, no, I guarantee you are all more equal to eachother... To me... Than you believe I am to any of you, dick-ass."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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You're not my equal and you are doing this to make the chasm seem smaller.
Hym "You're not my equal."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."
by SWEDL January 19, 2008
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equal rights equal fights

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.
feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*
by vibe check boi January 4, 2020
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equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3
Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/
by jkilla October 21, 2013
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