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Eitan

He is the nicest most amazing person you will ever meet. He is caring and super hot. He will always be there for you even when he is going through the darkest times. He might seems super shy but once you get to know him he will be the one that is the party of your life. You can't go a day without missing him and you can't go a day with not having him by your side. He is very good looking and super shy as well as funny. If you ever have an Eitan in your life never let him go or he will leave an empty space in your heart forever.
"It was so boring today because Eitan was sick!"
by Iara March 17, 2018
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Eitan

A nice Jewish boy who has a huge cock. He is an overall nice guy and every girl loves his six pack abs. But most importantly, they crave his juicy cock...
Oh man, I’m so horny for eitan right now.
by Hornyforcorndogs69420 January 9, 2021
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Entanglement

A new type of relationship discovered by Jada Smith.
Jada "I was in an entanglement with him"
Will ,with red eyes, "you mean a relationship" sweats nervously.
by botdan69 July 11, 2020
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Eitan

Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!
Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs
by sexybishh October 29, 2020
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Entanglement

noun. A temporary relationship with a secretive or self-serving motive. Normally has no label and can be used to describe a former fling, cheating partner, or regretful sexual encounter
“Bro, you sleeping with her?”

“ Man no, she was an entanglement lmao . She was going through a breakup and we hooked up a few times. Then she told me she loved me. I had to ghost her ass.”

“Sasha, why didn’t you ever tell me about him when I asked about your exes?”

“Babe, we were young and he was in a dark place at the time. We didn’t label it because we both knew it was temporary. He was an entanglement.”
by J. A. Whize July 10, 2020
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Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.
Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.
by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019
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Entanglement

Jada is that dumb bitch who had an “entanglement” with a dumber bitch
by YellowBunny July 15, 2020
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