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entangled 

to get extremely high from smoking weed and proceed to getting extremely crossed from alcohol
I smoked a quarter with the boys and I was so entangled from those shots.
entangled by yessitis September 22, 2021

entangled persian forest 

The area of "land" on a middle easterners " genitalular area that consists of entagled black forest pubes, usually hosting some sort of sand crab -esque creature
that sandy kid hes sure repping that entangled persian forest.

Entangled Dick Hair 

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.
Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.

entangled awakening

awakening, self-awareness, greater states of consciousness due to the interaction with others, and merging as one.
carina chatlani
Everyone has an energy field influenced by the entangled awakening of others.

Entangled Forest 

When engaging in vaginal intercourse and the male and females pubes get tangled together. Usually ends with a trim.
Me and sally really got into it and we ended up with an entangled forest.
Entangled Forest by GlobalBurning December 4, 2010

Quantum...ly Entangled Universes 

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...
Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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