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Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.
Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
by von groovy July 4, 2024
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Engagement Bait

A Popular Tactic People Who Are Hungry For Clout To Make People Comment Something.
It Is Most Usually People Who Do This That Are Part Of The White American Race In Their Early 20s.

If You See A Video Which Has The Copy And Paste:

“what starts with (random letter) and we all love it?”
“comment the last game you played in gifs”
“what if (random natural disaster) happened, are you fucked?”

just move on and click the not interested button, they’re not worth your time.
“What Starts With N And We All Love It?”

@johndoe engagement bait, try something original whiteboy
by CHROMASLAYER December 24, 2025
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Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend
Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"
by awsomecoolguy69 August 4, 2008
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Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.
My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.
by LuluBleu September 2, 2017
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Psychedelic Engagement

When you are so high that you reach a state in which alternate realities become present. In your mind the folding of space and time occur and the future may becomes present, but no recollection may occur. Often related with revival after death.
Yo, did you see what happened to Rodger, he reached a state of psychedelic engagement last night when he are that brownie.
by Anthony Mufasa White February 23, 2015
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Kensington Engagement Ring

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.
by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009
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Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass
Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”
by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019
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