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Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
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push the envelope

to push it to the limit. to see how far you can go with something without getting caught.
Whoa she pushes the envelope in her risque music videos.
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enloe

a pretty damn good highschool. way better than broughton. we're in the top 50-something in the us, which is good for north cakalaki. there's a good amount of hot guys and girls, but watch out, there is a 75% chance that a nice looking young man takes it up the butt, and that's ok with most people there, except the homophobes. best swim team around. worst football team around. not much school spirit, but we make up for that in art and smart people. because WE are smarter than YOU.
steriotypical enloe kid: the last time i ate lunch was in the 8th grade and i've taken enough ap classes that i've already graduated college and im a member of the chess club, drama club, key club, fca, gsa, aafeo, abcdefg, and j club.
me: you going to homecomeing?
steriotypical enloe kid: pshhhhhhh no.
me: you going to the orchestra concert?
steriotypical enloe kid: HELLZ YEA
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Enela

Enela, my dear, you're the prettiest soul EVER!
by piccies December 2, 2020
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push the envelope

"stretch the limits" - to go further (in any field) than anyone or any group has done before. perhaps doing something that wasn't previously thought possible.
dude, that quadruple-backflip double-twist one-handed going backwards while blindfolded and sucking a lolly (deep breath) surf manoeuvre was really pushing the envelope.
by Smiff November 3, 2003
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Englosh

The word you use when you say boi in a classroom
Tony: I like hate Englosh class but love reading.

Half the class: Boi. Get on somewhere.
by Robluxkid May 16, 2018
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lick the envelope

She asked me to lick the envelope, and then I mailed that shit.
by akgirl November 20, 2009
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