Schrödinger's emoticon

The emiticon that is never seen is both happy and sad at the same time.

If you had to display Schrödinger's emoticon it would be in a box to remain unobserved -> ⬜
If you were to look at it, it would have a determined, singular state.

by ZUUL42 October 9, 2014

emoticonophobic

A person that neither uses nor appreciates the use of emoticons in texts or emails.

"Jimmy hates when I use ;-) in my text messages...he must be emoticonophobic".

by Trixie Jones August 12, 2009

emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.

;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

The feeling you get after the finale of a show, ending of a movie saga, a book, or exams.

Sidak just finished The Big Bang Theory and is going through Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

by Sidaktive August 19, 2020

emoticon rape

The overuse of emoticons in a conversation, usually on MSN with those annoying custom emoticons...

Ryan says: hi :D :D :D :D (custom emoticon) (custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Hey.

Ryan says: wuts (custom emoticon) up? :P ;) :O :O (custom emoticon custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Not a lot.

Ryan says: :D :D :D That (custom emoticon)is so KOOL!! (custom emoticon custom emoticon) :) :) :) :P :(

Sophie says: Stop the emoticon rape.

by jadamcmiles December 18, 2006