emo boy

A male person, typically between the ages of 20 to 35, whose lugubrial nature is firmly entrenched within a policy of excessively up-to-date fashions and self-apologetic philosophies. While it may seem that the emo boy is a sensitive and sincere archetype, most instances are typically narcissistically and oedipally motivated approval-seekers by nature who achieve catharsis with the perpetual maintenence and acknowledgement of a perfectly inoffensive facade as subconsciously and consciously constructed by the emo boy himself. The emo boy is a child of the women's rights movement through the mid-to-late twentieth century and the wrongfully antagonistic public perceptions associated with modern feminism; emo boys gather much of their inspiration from the more nihilistic aspects of 1980's rock/punk bands, typically due to it's prolifically morose tones and androgynous fashions. In other words, the emo boy is a xy chromosome-based apology for the sinful excesses of a patriarchal society, achieved chiefly through the adoption of more stereotypically feminine traits while outwardly denying identification with the more stereotypically bad male attributes and behaviours. Non-muscular, distant, quietly vain, sensitive, nice, cultured, apologetic, and intimately dark; the emo boy chooses to correlate as closely as possible to the label of 'deep' through careful censorship and grooming, rather than by way of erudition and direct illumination (which could be viewed as adversarial or condescending) even though the average emo boy displays a higher capacity for intellect than most other male fashion-identifiable cliques.
Too shy to speak to her directly, the emo boy watched the dancing object of his adoration from a darkened booth and reflected bitterly upon the futility of his love-life.
by forlorn poet August 10, 2004
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Boys (and girls) who, rather than finding their own individuality, choose to conform to particular patterns of dress, music and behaviour. Typical indicators: medium-long hair elaborately cut to fall over the face; tight, possibly torn jeans; and a vapid and self-involved personality that makes them insufferable to be around.
Person A: Hey, check out those emo boys!
Person B: Man they're cool. I read on Wikipedia that you can't have emotions unless you have EXACTLY that hair cut.
Person A: Word.
by zdan July 21, 2010
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An emo boy is a boy of many emotions ussualy we can be hyper, happy, sad, or just none emotionaly, not all of us like to show off our emotions but at least we have them. some of us tend to wear girls pants, tight or fairly tight t-shirts either black or other random colours. We have ussualy black shaggy hair that covers our face or some of us have a fauxhawk that is swept to the side. some of us wear eyeliner and nail polish and some dont what ever floats ure boat, we tend to wear either chucks or vans shoes, some of us like to wear an asortment of braclets or wrist bands.
although some do most dont slit there wrists for no reason, some have a reason but w.e.
bands alot of us like to listen to include, silverstein, the used, mcr, hawthorne heights, these are some of the more mainstream bands. some underground bands or barly mainstream ones are, greeley estates, hotcross, saetia, fall of troy, blood brothers, circle takes the square.

this is the ussual example of and emo boy, from my perspective. lol i seem like a professor or something give a lecure on this lol
emo boy1: hey man did u hear the blood brothers new album
emo boy2: ya they kik ass. what do u think of the fall of troy.
by XemoXboyX April 17, 2006
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emo boys are very hott! they listen to bands like my chemical romance, hawthorne heights, the used and so on. they wear tight girl pants and band tees. their hair is amazing, usually jet black with some dyed bits, usually red or blue, it covers most of their face in bangs and the back is short and spiky. they are boys in touch with their more feminine side and show their emotions unlike all the boys who think they are so macho. many say they cut and cry about their ex gfs, at least they can get girlfriends, and not all emos cut. they hang around in groups and are very friendly people, most of them very happy to be who they are. do not make the mistake of calling them goths, they wont like you for that. emo guys do make out with other emo guys but it doesnt mean theyre gay or bi. emo guys are not afraid to say they love you and show it.
person 1: hey did you see those emo boys making out!
person 2: yeah they are sooo gay!
person 3: no theyre not, that one has a girlfriend!
person 1: how does he get so many?
person 3: because he cares about them.
by Jimmy xx October 24, 2006
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emo boys are guys that have the emo swoosh and are VERY HOTT!
Pat tremblett (hoas/crown under fire)
by april and kate July 20, 2005
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--Lets start with the head: Oh so pretty jet black beautiful hair thats long in the front and short and spikey in the back. Some wear eyeliner to enhance their already seXy eyes. Although some dont, they are still beautiful. They usually have their ear(s) pierced with occasional gages. Possible facial piercings as well. Such as eye brows, lips, tongues, noses... etc...

--They usually wear tight black or bright colored band shirts or shirts from goodwill.. They usually wear black hoodies sometimes with patches so they can stick their hands in the pockets and look cool and nonchalant.. oh and they keep them warm too. Often you will see them with blackly painted fingernails- no this isnt a sign of being gay. It shows emo-ness. Almost always you'll see them in tightass girl pants with studded belts, and seXy boXers showing. Bandannas often stick out of the butt pockets.. Band buttons are often present on the front pockets of the pants or on the hoodie. Pants are sometimes rolled up once at the bottom, and socks never show because they are tucked inside Chuck Taylors, or black skate shoes.

--They listen to a lot of bands that 'no one has heard of' and a lot of local bands that do a lot of screaming with emotional lyrics. Also they listen to mainstream emo, and screamo. Such as: The Used, From First to Last, Fall Out Boy, Silverstein, Hawthorne Heights etc..

--They arent afraid to show their emotions. They can cry, they can be eXtremely hyper, calm, and playful-(as in sometimes they hit on other guys such as their friends or band members but can still be completely straight.)

--THEY ARE NOT GOTH POSERS THEY ARE JUST EXTREMELY SEXY AND ALL THE GIRLS GO FOR THEM. SO IF YOU THINK EMO BOYS (AKA THE HOTTEST BOYS IN THE WORLD) ARE POSERS OR UGLY OR LITTLE FRUITS, THE YOU CAN JUST SHOVE IT AND BURY YOURSELF 6 FEET UNDER. ALIVE.

Get It? Got It? Grand.
(Misinformed)Person #1: Look theres 3 gay guys holding hands while walking down the street!
(Informed)Person #2: No silly, theyre not gay, theyre hott seXy emo boys who like to show their metroseXuality.
(Now Informed)Person #1: Oh, I get it! Just cuz theyre boys who are holding hands doesnt mean theyre gay, its eXactly like girls linking arms only you know, with boys.
(Still Informed)Person #2: EXACTLY!
by Kristin and Kelsey August 14, 2005
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are the hottest guys there are. They wear those hot girl pants and eyeliner and have the cute shaggy black hair. Plus btw most of them DON'T slit their wrists or cry all the time.
Zaigs: "hey pookey what do you think about emo boys?"
Pookey: *shakes head*
zaigs: "wht their the hottest eva :D"
pookey: "zaig ur obsessed with gay guys emo boys are gay"
zaigs: *stabs pookey with a spork*
by zaig September 22, 2006
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