the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.

Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.

by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013

The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole

“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Woman does Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He takes a taser and tastes her on The Asshole

“Yoooo, That Was The Best Chinese Electric Chair I’ve ever given someone”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

electric musical chairs

The fun way to play musical chairs. Each chair is an electric chair. The last person to die wins.

Man: wanna play electric musical chairs?
Other man: hell yeah! It’s way more fun than normal musical chairs!

by BullionCaretaker June 21, 2021